Myron Cohen

Everybody Gotta Be Someplace

Side One

  1. Introduction
  2. Husbands and Wives and Lovers
    1. Willpower
    2. Divorce Proceedings
    3. A Winter's Tale
    4. Mozart Was Here
    5. The Klopman Diamond
    6. Unexpected Company
  3. Two Elephant Stories
    1. Salesmanship
    2. Nose Job
  4. Life in the Sun
    1. Informal Attire
    2. The Unquestioned Answer
    3. Silent L's
    4. Majorca
  5. Flies
  6. Life at "The Stage"
    1. Max
    2. Clean Glass
    3. A Western
    4. Southern Cooking

Side Two

  1. Short Stories
    1. First-Class Taxi
    2. Roman Numerals
    3. World Politics
    4. The Taft-Hartley Bill
  2. The Long Coat Tale
  3. Foreign Intrigue
    1. Khruschev's Great Society
    2. Goldberg the Spy
    3. Lieutenant Irving Levine
  4. Parlor Stories
    1. Mixed Blessings
    2. An Easy Decision
    3. Last Request
  5. An Assortment of Yarns
    1. Morris of Arabia
    2. Matzo Ball Soup
    3. Cohen, Goldberg and Lipshitz
    4. the Friendly Bench
  6. Affairs of the Heart

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

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