The Compleat in Fidelytie
- Large Sounds: Jets, Steam Trains
- Medium-Sized Little Sounds: Baby, Phone
- Old Cylinder Recordings: Thunderer March, He Goes to Church on Sunday
- Sounds You Never Expected to Meet: Mexican Firecrackers, 1893 Pump,
10,000 Hens, Early American Violinist
- Technical Section: Wide-Range Distortion (Organ, Fly)
- Wind in the house, wind in the trees . . .
Carved into the vinyl: Nothing
Notes: A bizarre stereo test record, almost impossible to listen to,
especially the baby's crying. Whose idea was this, anyway?