1. The Okeh Laughing Record
2. Hooray for Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
3. Inka Dinka Doo - Jimmy Durante
4. Minnie the Moocher - Cab Calloway
5. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man - Billy Costello
6. Three Little Fishes - Kay Kyser
7. I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones - The Hoosier Hot Shots

1. Cocktails for Two - Spike Jones
2. Too Fat Polka - Arthur Godfrey
3. I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo & Oscar
4. Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams
5. Shaving Cream - Benny Bell (with Paul Wynn)
6. The Freckle Song - Larry Vincent
7. Pico and Sepulveda - Felix Figueroa

1. The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
2. Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
3. Flying Saucer - Buchanan & Goodman
4. The Battle of Kookamonga - Homer & Jethro
5. Stranded in the Jungle - The Cadets
6. The Mummy - Bob McFadden & Dor
7. Russian Bandstand - Spencer & Spencer

1. The Thing - Phil Harris
2. Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer
3. Little Blue Robin Hood - Stan Freberg
4. Sunday Driving - Jerry Lewis
5. One of These Days - Pow! - Jackie Gleason
6. The Dinghy Song - Ruth Wallis
7. Eloise - Kay Thompson

1. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight) - Lonnie Donegan
2. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Brian Hyland
3. Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
4. Alley-Oop - The Hollywood Argyles
5. Gitarzan - Ray Stevens
6. Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen
7. Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! - Allan Sherman

1. Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett
2. Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
3. They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
4. The Eggplant That Ate Chicago - Dr. West's Medicine Show & Junk Band
5. Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
6. Tip-Toe Thru' the Tulips With Me - Tiny Tim
7. So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III) - Tom Lehrer

1. Short People - Randy Newman
2. Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
3. My Bologna - "Weird Al" Yankovic
4. Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
5. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
6. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Rose and the Arrangement
7. Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie

1. Time Warp - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
2. King Tut - Steve Martin
3. Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong
4. My Dead Dog Rover - Hank, Stu, Dave & Hank
5. Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
6. Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl

1. Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic
2. Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic
3. The Curly Shuffle - The Jump 'n the Saddle Band
4. Bedrock Rap - Meet the Flintstones - Bruce Springstone
5. The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun - Julie Brown
6. Rock 'n' Roll Doctor - Travesty Ltd.

1. Wet Dream - Kip Adotta
2. Marvin I Love You - Marvin the Paranoid Android
3. The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
4. Another One Rides the Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic
5. Take Off - Bob & Doug McKenzie
6. Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus

1. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Spike Jones
2. The Twelve Days of Christmas - Allan Sherman
3. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Gayla Peevey
4. Santa and the Satellite - Dickie Goodman
5. A Christmas Carol - Tom Lehrer
6. Green Christmas - Stan Freberg

1. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
2. I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson
3. Nuttin' for Christmas - Stan Freberg
4. Wreck the Halls With Boughs of Holly - The Three Stooges
5. I'm a Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer (Duet with Dr. Demento)
6. Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

Inserts: Booklet, autograph, Demento Society form

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