Dumb Ditties

Side One

  1. My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
  2. Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett and The Crypt-Kickers
  3. Alvin's Harmonica - David Seville & The Chipmunks
  4. On Top of Spaghettti - Tom Glazer & The Children's Chorus
  5. Beans in My Ears - Serendipity Singers
  6. I'm a Nut - Leroy Pullins
  7. All I Want for Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Jimmy James
  8. I Taut I Taw a Puddy Tat - Tom Katz
  9. Teddy Bears' Picnic - Lucy Diner
  10. Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead - Gingerbread
  11. Seven Little Girls Sitting in the Back Seat - Paul Evans
  12. The Jolly Green Giant - Kingsmen

Side Two

  1. If You Wanna Be Happy - Jimmy Soul
  2. Who Put the Bomp (In the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp) - Barry Mann
  3. Pink Shoelaces - Dodie Stevens
  4. Mr. Bass Man - Johnny Cymbal
  5. Bridget the Midget (The Queen of the Blues) - Ray Stevens
  6. The Ballad of Irving - Frank Gallop
  7. Martian Hop - Galaxies
  8. Here Comes the Judge - Bobby Biggs
  9. Nuttin' for Christmas - Billy Pressman
  10. Short Shorts - Bermudas
  11. Little Arrows - Leapy Lee
  12. Happy-Go-Lucky-Me - Paul Evans

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

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