Carved into the vinyl: Nothing
This is a difficult record for me to catalog, since it is a three sided record. Parallel tracks on the second side explain the phenomenon of having three sides. However, the record label only says "Free Record Given Away with the Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief" and then "Side 2" on both sides. In deciding how to label the three tracks, I looked to the serial numbers etched in to the vinyl which delineate an A and a B side. I have no idea as to the proper title of the sketches, which are not listed anywhere on my copy.