1. Father Sarducci is welcomed to the University of Notre Dame and recalls the early years of the institution.
2. Doo Dah - History, Folklore and Myth.
3. The pros and cons of singing about beer on buses are examined.
4. How singing the short version of "Happy Birthday" can add six to seven minutes to your life, the candles on the cake and a look at Reagan's neck.
5. Central American Policy is discussed and argumnets are made to bomb Canada.

1. Father Sarducci looks forward to the 90's and unveils plans for the upcoming Columbus Cinquecentennial in 1992.
2. Divorced lookalikes, emergency umbrellas and the missing commandments are highlighted in a preview of The Vatican Enquirer.
3. Breakfast In Heaven.
4. Father Sarducci answers questions from the audience about wearing black, the confessional and birth control for dogs.
5. A medly of Beatles' tunes.

Carved into the vinyl: Don't eat meat on Friday/Play backwards for valuable prizes

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