Gertrude Berg

How to Be a Jewish Mother

Side One

  1. Introduction
  2. Lesson 1: The Basic Techniques of Jewish Motherhood
  3. Lesson 2: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Food Distribution
    1. Mealtime Strategy
    2. Bread With Everything: Between Meal Treats
  4. Lesson 3: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Entertaining
    1. How to Tell a Funny Story
    2. How to Discuss Current Events
    3. How to Pay a Compliment
  5. Lesson 4: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Relaxation
    1. How to Enjoy Yourself at Home and at the Beach
    2. How to Leave the House for a Social Engagement
  6. Lesson 5: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Education

Side Two

  1. Lesson 6: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Thrift
  2. Lesson 7: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Sex and Marriage
    1. Introduction to Sex
    2. The Son
      1. Early Years
      2. Dinner With the Girl Friend
      3. Taking Steps
    3. The Daughter
      1. What to Do Before the Date
      2. Dinner With the Boy Friend
      3. The Last Resort
  3. Lesson 8: How to Be a Jewish Grandmother
  4. Glossary of Terms: Final Word

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