Gertrude Berg
How to Be a Jewish Mother
Side One
- Introduction
- Lesson 1: The Basic Techniques of Jewish Motherhood
- Lesson 2: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Food Distribution
- Mealtime Strategy
- Bread With Everything: Between Meal Treats
- Lesson 3: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Entertaining
- How to Tell a Funny Story
- How to Discuss Current Events
- How to Pay a Compliment
- Lesson 4: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Relaxation
- How to Enjoy Yourself at Home and at the Beach
- How to Leave the House for a Social Engagement
- Lesson 5: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Education
Side Two
- Lesson 6: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Thrift
- Lesson 7: The Jewish Mother's Guide to Sex and Marriage
- Introduction to Sex
- The Son
- Early Years
- Dinner With the Girl Friend
- Taking Steps
- The Daughter
- What to Do Before the Date
- Dinner With the Boy Friend
- The Last Resort
- Lesson 8: How to Be a Jewish Grandmother
- Glossary of Terms: Final Word
Carved into the vinyl: Nothing
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