1. Dunfermalino/Stars on Sunday
2. The Orient Express
3. The Two Laplanders
4. Rentalaugh/The Vaseline Salesmen
5. Rodney & Cynthia
6. My Grandfathers Clock
7. A Partick Lullabye

1. The Shitkickers Waltz
2. Half-Stoned Cowboy (Rhinestone Cowboy)
3. The Optician
4. They'll Never Put This on a Record
5. Death
6. Hot Time in the Old Town (Tonight)
7. Japanese Doctor
8. The American Welly Boot Song

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

Record List