1. Doctor of Dementia - Dr. Demento with Barnes & Barnes
2. I Get Weird - John W. Christensen
3. I Wanna Kiss Her - Tim Cavanagh
4. My Wife Left Town With a Banana - Carlos Borzenie Sr.
5. Smut - The Other Half
6. Space Invaders - Uncle Vic
7. The Rodeo Song - Showdown

1. Bodine Brown - Purvis Pickett and the Punk-a-billies
2. The Alphabet Song - The Three Stooges
3. Swedish Western - Steve Lisenby
4. Harry's Jockstrap - Dickie Goodman
5. My Name Is Not Merv Griffin - Gary Muller
6. Mediocre Mama - Doug Robinson
7. Don't Go Down to the Fallout Shelter (With Anyone Else But Me) - Tom Fenton and Ice-Nine
8. Rock and Roll Doctor - Travesty Ltd.
9. I Found the Brains of Santa Claus - Jason and the Strap-Tones

Carved into the vinyl: If you can read this, you're too close/Stay Demented!

Inserts: Info sheet

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