1. Punk Polka - The Toons
2. Three Drunk Newts - Barnes and Barnes
3. Kosher Delight - The Yiddish People
4. My Bologna - Weird Al Yankovic
5. Making Love in a Subaru - Damaskas
6. Religion & Politics - Scott Beach
7. Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie

1. I Gotta Gat a Fake I.D. - Barnes and Barnes with Friends
2. Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
3. The Phantom Windbreaker - Red Bovine
4. Frosty the Dope Man - Marc Zydiak
5. My Name Is Larry - Wild Man Fischer
6. Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
7. Shaving Cream - Dr. Demento

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

Record List