Dumb Ditties

Side One

My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett and The Crypt-Kickers
Alvin's Harmonica - David Seville & The Chipmunks
On Top of Spaghettti - Tom Glazer & The Children's Chorus
Beans in My Ears - Serendipity Singers
I'm a Nut - Leroy Pullins
All I Want for Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Jimmy James
I Taut I Taw a Puddy Tat - Tom Katz
Teddy Bears' Picnic - Lucy Diner
Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead - Gingerbread
Seven Little Girls Sitting in the Back Seat - Paul Evans
The Jolly Green Giant - Kingsmen

Side Two

If You Wanna Be Happy - Jimmy Soul
Who Put the Bomp (In the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp) - Barry Mann
Pink Shoelaces - Dodie Stevens
Mr. Bass Man - Johnny Cymbal
Bridget the Midget (The Queen of the Blues) - Ray Stevens
The Ballad of Irving - Frank Gallop
Martian Hop - Galaxies
Here Comes the Judge - Bobby Biggs
Nuttin' for Christmas - Billy Pressman
Short Shorts - Bermudas
Little Arrows - Leapy Lee
Happy-Go-Lucky-Me - Paul Evans

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing