1. I Fought My Wife
2. Metal Shop Lesson #7
3. Senile Casino
4. Daddy's Little Girl
5. Jesus Owes Me Thirty Bucks
6. Only Baloney
7. The End of Side One

1. Spam!
2. Love Theme From The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
3. Life Without Chairs
4. I Hate My Car
5. She's So Radioactive
6. Feel Up the One You're With
7. Let's Call in Sick

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

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