1. Cornfucious Say
2. Doin' My Homework (While I Watch TV)
3. Cousin John and Cousin Mabel
4. Doctor Foo Man Choo
5. Mother Goose Is Chicken
6. A Slow Boat to China

1. Gonna Send 'Em Home
2. Oh Golly, Cornfucious
3. Darlin' You Look So Good to Me
4. Chow Hound's Lament
5. My Boss
6. Monsters of the World, Unite!

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

Record List