1. 1200 Hamburgers to Go
2. Reverend Billy Sol Hargis
3. Rent-a-Car (Phone Call)
4. Imus in Washington
5. Tyde Dyde Diaper Service (Phone Call)
6. Colombus School of 101 Show Biz Careers Live Auditions

1. Silver Bullet (Phone Call)
2. Judge Hanging
3. Clark Kent (Phone Call)
4. Crazy Bob 'Little Red Riding Hood'
5. Brother Love
6. Tricky Dick's Sensational Used Cars

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

Record List