1. The Final Record Offer
2. Fred Capossella
3. Feminine/Maculine
4. 100% Undetectable Hairpiece
5. Crime & Punishment
6. Jacques Cousteau
7. Juergen's Myasthenia
8. Mysticism
9. The Borscht Belt
10. Our Heros
11. The National Anthem
12. Oil
13. On the Road

1. Test on This
2. Graffiti
3. No News News (Milton Lewis)
4. Wallowing in Watergate
5. Greed & Jeopardy
6. The Ted Mack Amateur Hour
7. In Praise of the Harmonica
8. Obligatory Drug Bit: First Time Stoned
9. "Mind Over Matter"

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

Record List