1. Tom Swift
2. J. Walter Puppybreath
3. Albert Gridley
4. World's Strongest Man
5. Man's Best Friend
6. Droongo
7. 'John'
8. Percy Dovetonsils
   1. Ode to Stanley Pussycat
   2. Ode to an Emotional Italian Knight

1. Mack the Knife
2. Percy Dovetonsils
   1. Happy Birthday to a Bookworm
   2. Cowboy
3. Strangely Believe It
4. Pierre Ragout
5. Question Man
6. Uncle Buddy
7. Oddities in the News
8. Closing: "I've Had It...Arrivederci"

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

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