Mairzy Doats

Record One Side One

  1. Mairzy Doats - Merry Macs
  2. Civilization (Bongo, Bongo, Bongo) - Danny Kaye & The Andrews Sisters
  3. Across the Alley from the Alamo - The Mills Brothers
  4. Woody Woodpecker - Mel Blanc & The Sportsmen
  5. Buttons and Bows - Dinah Shore
  6. I'm My Own Grandpa - Guy Lombardo

Record One Side Two

  1. Manana (Is Soon Enough for Me) - Peggy Lee
  2. Cement Mixer (Put-Ti Put-Ti) - Alvino Rey
  3. Chattanoogie Shoe Shine Boy - Red Foley
  4. Rag Mop - The Ames Brothers
  5. Ragtime Cowboy Joe - Jo Stafford

Record Two Side One

  1. Huggin' and Chalkin' - Hoagy Carmichael
  2. Mule Train - Frankie Laine
  3. Twelfth Street Rag - Pee Wee Hunt
  4. Personality - Johnny Mercer
  5. Cruising Down the River - Russ Morgan

Record Two Side Two

  1. I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover - Art Mooney
  2. Aba Daba Honeymoon - Carleton Carpenter & Debbie Reynolds
  3. Too Fat Polka - Arthur Godfrey and The Too Fat Trio
  4. Temptation (Tim-Tayshun) - Red Ingle
  5. Bell Bottom Trousers - Jerry Colonna

Record Three Side One

  1. If I Knew You Were Coming I'd 've Baked a Cake - Eileen Barton
  2. Pistol Packin' Mama - Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters
  3. A Little Bird Told Me - Evelyn Knight
  4. Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief - Betty Hutton
  5. Doin' What Comes Natur'lly - Dinah Shore

Record Three Side Two

  1. I Never See Maggie Alone - Kenny Roberts
  2. Managua - Nicaragua - Guy Lombardo
  3. I'm a Lonely Little Petunia (In an Onion Patch) - Two-Ton Baker & His Music Makers
  4. A-Feudin' and A-Fightin' - Dorothy Shay
  5. Three Little Fishies - Kay Kyser and His Orchestra

Record Four Side One

  1. Chickery Chick - Sammy Kaye & His Orchestra
  2. The Thing - Phil Harris
  3. Open the Door, Richard! - Count Basie & His Orchestra
  4. The Hut-Sut Song (A Swedish Serenade) - Freddy Martin & His Orchestra
  5. "A" - You're Adorable - Perry Como with The Fontane Sisters
  6. Daddy - Sammy Kaye & The Kaye Choir
  7. Beer Barrel Polka - Glah'e Musette Orchestra

Record Four Side Two

  1. Cocktails for Two - Spike Jones and His City Slickers
  2. Deep in the Heart of Texas - Alvino Rey & His Orchestra
  3. I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Cocoanuts - Freddy Martin & His Orchestra with Merv Griffin & Ensemble
  4. Hey! Ba-ba-re-bop - Tex Beneke with The Glenn Miller Orchestra
  5. The Maharajah of Magador - Vaughn Monroe & His Orchestra
  6. My Two Front Teeth (All I Want for Christmas) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

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