1. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
2. Sit on My Face
3. Lumberjack Song
4. Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)
5. Oliver Cromwell
6. Money Song
7. Accountancy Shanty
8. Finland
9. Medical Love Song
10. I'm So Worried

1. Every Sperm Is Sacred
2. Never Be Rude to an Arab
3. I Like Chinese
4. Eric the Half a Bee
5. Brian Song
6. Bruces' Philosophers Song (Bruces' Song)
7. Meaning of Life
8. Knights of the Round Table
9. All Things Dull and Ugly
10. Decomposing Composers
11. Henry Kissinger
12. I've Got Two Legs
13. Christmas in Heaven
14. Galaxy Song
15. Spam Song

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

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