1. Gerald Ford
2. Opening
3. Monologue
4. Segue
5. Speed
6. Bedtime Story
7. Segue
8. Shimmer
9. Gun Control
10. Segue
11. Fondue
12. Dueling Brandos
13. Anna Freud
14. Bees on Parade
15. Promo

1. Weekend Update 1
2. Spud
3. Weekend Update 2
4. Weatherman
5. Emily Litella
6. News for the Hard of Hearing
7. Segue
8. Uvula
9. Jimmy Carter
10. Chevy's Girls
11. Segue
12. Fluckers
13. Word Association
14. Goodbyes
15. Closing

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

Record List