1. The Crusher - The Novas
2. Big Girls Don't Cry - Edith Massey
3. I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
4. I Like - Heathen Dan
5. Kazooed on Klassics - The Temple City Kazoo Orchestra
6. Fluffy - Gloria Balsam
7. Paralyzed - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy

1. I Wanna Be Your Dog - The Seven Stooges
2. Boogie Woogie Amputee - Barnes & Barnes
3. Kinko the Clown - Ogden Edsl
4. Umbassa and the Dragon - The Turtles
5. Ugly - Johnny Meeskite
6. Surfin' Tragedy - The Breakers
7. Young at Heart - Wild Man Fischer

Carved into the vinyl: If you made it thru the side, reward yourself with an egg/For special use on first dates

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