1. The Twelve Pains of Christmas
2. The Chimney Song
3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
4. Wreck the Malls
5. A Visit from St. Nicholson

1. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
2. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole)
3. The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
4. Foreigners
5. Joy to the World
6. A Message from the King

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

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