1. Journey to the Center of the Album
2. The Phone Company
3. Wriglers
4. Sugarludes
5. Gloria Peterbilt
6. Fast Food
7. Country Tearjerkers
8. Soup Opera
9. It's Only a Song
10. Rope on a Stick
11. Farrah Beer
12. Love Destroyer
13. Patrol Boys
14. Dermadrug
15. Ugly Men's Clothing

1. Ugly Men's Clothing (Cont.)
2. Dog Ball
3. Fidomeal
4. Snotty Suzie
5. Turning Conservative
6. Mr. Wizard & Timmy
7. Blow Torch Song
8. The Great Midwest
9. Exercise Till You Die
10. Last Laugh

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

Notes: The album cover gives the title as "Retail Comedy @ Wholesale Prices." The record label says "Retail Comedy at Wholesale Prices!!" and the edge of the cover says "Retail Comedy, Wholesale Prices."

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