Jackie Vernon

Sex Is Not Hazardous to Your Health

Side One

Introduction - Transvestites
Guaranteed Annual Sex
The Pill
Rape-Proof Dress
Collecting for V.D.
Small Breasts
Honeymoon Tour
To Thine Own Self Be True
Calling Polly Loomis
Sexless Marriage
What Price Gloria
What Does an F.H.P. Do?
Aphrodisiac: Rhino Horn

Side Two

The Fleckman Syndrome
Aphrodisiac: Seafood
Love Potion
The First Contraceptive
Wife Swapping
Unwed Mother
Voyeurism
Fair Exchange
Most Asked Questions About Sex
Keeping Love Alive
Sex-offenders: Line-up
Sex-offenders: Rehabilitation
Gay Bar
Panhandler
Numb's the Word
Sadist
Under-endowed Man
First Federal Sperm
Boy Meets Boy
Homosexuality
Acknowledgements

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing