1. Papa Opening - DeBella
2. Nikki Hoi - Flo & Eddie
3. The Great Taste of Scrapple - Chip Horaneck & Pierre Robert
4. Brat X & Sesame Place - Captain Cranky
5. Philly Town - Ned McNamara
6. Russian Coolers - DeBella
7. Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic
8. Brat X & Bedtime Story - Captain Cranky
9. Let's Call in Sick - Big Daddy Graham
10. This Just In - Mark the Shark
11. Rod Bouquet - Mark the Shark
12. Special Bonus: DeBella Answers Your Phone!!!

1. Low Budget Fanfare - Chip Horaneck
2. Louie, Louie - Rice University Marching Owl Band
3. New Coke - DeBella
4. DeBella Blues - Uncle Jerry
5. Mr. Rogers Live! - Shark With Grover Silcox
6. Dog Ball - Stevens & Grdnic
7. Morty's Travel - Be an Eagle - Mark the Shark
8. Wet Dream - Kip Adotta
9. National Perspirer - DeBella & Shark
10. Id - Metromedia Singers
11. Morty's Travel - TV Hearings - Mark the Shark
12. Handel's DeBella - Some Kids Off the Street
13. Morty's Travel - Summit Hearings - Mark the Shark
14. Morning Zoo Rap - John Bizarre
15. Car Crash - DeBella's New Car

Carved into the vinyl: Nothing

Record List