You Don't Have to Be Jewish

1. Scene 1: A Call from Long Island
2. Scene 2: Home from the Office
3. Scene 3: The Reading of the Will
4. Scene 4: The Diamond
5. Scene 5: Quickies
   • The Astronaut
   • The School
   • The Confession
6. Scene 6: The Jury
7. Scene 7: The Presidents
8. Scene 8: The Cocktail Party
9. Scene 9: Final Discussion
10. Scene 10: More Quickies
    • Cry for Help
    • Panic
    • Two Husbands
11. Scene 11: The Convicts

1. Scene 1: The Housewarming
2. Scene 2: The Luncheon
3. Scene 3: Still More Quickies
   • The Storm
   • The Newspaper Reporter
   • The Home Remedy
4. Scene 4: Conversation in the Hotel Lobby
5. Scene 5: The Agony and the Ecstacy
6. Scene 6: My Son, the Captain
7. Scene 7: Secret Agent, James Bondstein
8. Scene 8: Enough Already With the Quickies
   • Dinner
   • The Elevator
   • Classified Ad, Israeli Style
9. Scene 9: Goldstein

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